A guy can't help that he is short but you ladies can help yourself by not eating so many damn Twinkies for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I may not be politically correct saying anything that I am about to say but I am so tired of hearing these same women posting those hilarious pictures wanting equal rights and to be treated fair. If you want to be treated fair then you need to start showing men the same respect you want. Treat men the same way you would want your son treated by another woman.
Let me shock you all for just a minute here... you would not last a second in a man's shoes and you don't belong there. Men and women are so very different in everything so I can not understand why women think they should run for president of this country or join a football team of all boys. Now, don't get me wrong I want to be treated like an equal and have a fair chance at most things a man can do but damn there are just some things that men do better than women. At the same time there are things a women can do better than a man, like complain about everything!
I love being a lady. I love pretending I can't open a jar hoping to make my man feel special for helping me. I love when a guy pulls me close while out in public to 'protect' me from others. I love men opening the door for me. I love a man letting me walk in first somewhere. I love the idea of being a 'trophy wife' that does not offend me at all so why does it offend others? I embrace being a women and I'm not afraid to admit that I can't do everything a man can.
I can't wait to be a wife one day and cook my man a meal every damn day even though it will taste like cardboard (maybe I should take some cooking classes before I attempt that one.) I can't wait to take care of my man. I can't wait to be slapped on the ass randomly. I can't wait to be treated like a woman because I damn sure don't want the same responsibilities a man has. And I can't wait to see how many friends I may lose over saying these things.
Peace out, homies.
